One of my favourite things to eat is cheese. I'm not really picky as to what kind, I'm just happy to get some.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself and my family. My dad is vegan. I, however, am not. And neither is my mom (phewf!). So, up until the point where my dad met my mom, I didn't know this stuff existed. I had no idea what I had been missing. Lucky for me, my mom LOVES cheese. I mean, she might even have a problem or something. Each time she opens the fridge I can smell at least five different types. I'm not complaining though because every time she eats cheese, I eat cheese. Yes!
So, if you too would like some cheese, I suggest following these three easy steps:
1. Wait for the fridge to open and listen for rustling sounds.
2. Stop what you're doing and run to the kitchen.
3. Walk around in circles meowing loudly. (The louder it is the better your chances)
Mastering the above three steps pretty much guarantees this result...
Woohoo!! Mission accomplished! The perfect pre-nap snack!
sounds like the perfect day dood.
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